Saturday, July 10, 2010

Marriage- Before and After

It's time for a fun post and here is this poem I came up with somewhere. There was a competition in the Washington Post that asked for the most romantic first line followed by the least romantic second line. This poem got the first prize. Check this out. ;)

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “'Go to hell.”'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime !!


srimoyee said...

too good dipu.. tui toh puro kobi hoye geli... keep up the good work... arr notun kichu likhle amake janate bhulis na....

Sonia said...

This is purely entertaining ... sadly, some of its feeling just might me true :(

the silent observer said...

@srimoyee: er..thanks a lot..but as I mentioned this poem is not by me.... anyways thanks for the appreciation.:)

@sonia: hehe, I know..this is so true!!

srisobhan said...

Nice poem , so tht means either you are not going 2 get married or wll be getting divorsed vry soon :))

the silent observer said...

@srisobhan: Well whatever it is, I hope I am happy coz in the end that matters the most! :)